We're all
prisoners of technology, doomed for all eternity to a cell
— unless, of course, you have a cell phone zapper.
If you burn with anger when you're subjected to the nonstop
jabbering of a cell phone abuser, there's something you
should know: The technology now exists to zap that person's
cell phone signal with the press of a button, so he's left
talking to himself.
Cell phone
zappers — some made to look like actual cell phones
— are widely sold over the Internet at prices ranging
from $300 to $1,500. The low-end models block calls at a
range of about 30 feet, and top-of-the-line ones can provide
a cell-free zone almost as large as a football field.
The offending
loudmouth won't even know he's being jammed. His signal
will just go dead, and he'll probably just complain to his
phone carrier. That is, if his signal ever returns.
One minor problem:
Phone Zapper are illegal. Regulating the airways is the
domain of the Federal Communication Commission, and a violation
carries an $11,000 fine. But the FCC has yet to slap someone
for illegal jamming.
It's unclear how many people are
purchasing such devices, but the number of online merchants
hawking call zapper has exploded. The sellers are based outside
the United States — where local laws may permit such
technology — but these companies seem geared to serve
Americans. In some cases, they even boast that their products
are designed to blot out radio frequencies reserved for cell
phones in the United States.
It should be noted that importing
such a device is also illegal. Luckily, there are some old-fashioned,
shame-based solutions for rudeness. One online group, calling
itself the Society for Hand-Held Hushing — or SHHH!
— is offering downloadable notes that you can fill
out and hand to someone who's speaking on the phone a little
too loudly about something a little too personal.